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Thread: Smith nailed on for a century here

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    Smith nailed on for a century here

    Sorry but I'm getting desperate.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Sorry but I'm getting desperate.
    Siddle looks more likely!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Siddle looks more likely!
    Smith is bizarre - I'm no expert on technique but he looks utterly hopeless. At one point he defended a ball from Broad and finished with body turned about 180 degrees from where he started with his body leaning to his right and his hands to his left with one hand off the bat.

    Surely that can't be right? Also, on consecutive balls he edged just wide of the wicket keeper and then completely missed.

    Does he play funny because of the massive horseshoe up his arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Siddle looks more likely!
    Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate
    This is getting irritating now

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    This is getting irritating now
    England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Sorry but I'm getting desperate.
    These two are very irritating. wtf is Siddle playing at?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.
    A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......
    Wouldn't he, though? Terrorising Siddle and hurrying Smith. Still, at least we've got Jimmy nursing his fúcking calf strain instead, the old, record-breaking ****.

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    Double Century freeeeeeee moneyyyyy

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