Fúcking Hector Bellcheddar's probably been in his ear about how single-use plastics are killing the planet and choking penguins and he's demanding he be given a woven hemp bag for life instead.Originally Posted by Just Trent
We sent a Honda Civic to pick him up?
He’s getting out the back of that black car, Range Rover? Question is, who at Arsenal owns an old Honda Civic? I’ll bet it’s one of Arsene’s old motors. Nobody had the heart to get it towed away.
Fúcking Hector Bellcheddar's probably been in his ear about how single-use plastics are killing the planet and choking penguins and he's demanding he be given a woven hemp bag for life instead.Arsenal charged him 5p for the bag
'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.
I notice that all our papers are calling him Pepe rather than Pépé. This suggests his surname is pronounced 'Peep'. That can't be right, can it?
'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.
btw 'Hola Fam' made me laugh.
'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.
I bet everyone at Arsenal hates Hector. And his fúcking Tesla.
And put raw sausages in his pockets of his stupid, calf-length jeans when he's out training. The big vegan bender.
I think it's one of those Mercedes vans. Vano or something (nobody cares - it's a van).
The Civic probably belongs to Arsene. The first car he bought when arriving in London & could never face spending the money to get something nicer. He's since left it in the car park in the hope that he's asked back one day
As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca
And yes, I know Nigel once scored a 30-yard screamer with his right foot. I’m sure this total spastic has shanked the odd one in with his chocolate leg too.
As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca
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