Even if this Pepe fellow doeseventually sign,

[Sir C]

Hang on! I thought we liked Torreira? We do, don't we?

I'm confused.

No, the Aztec-looking midget never plays, does he?

[Burney]

No, the Aztec-looking midget never plays, does he?

It says here he made 34 appearances for us last season. 24 starts.

And I quite like his big head/tiny body combo. It's amusing. Like a dwarf.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I think Sir C is just playing silly buggers

[Pat Vegas]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant.

he's going to be fantastic.

However when Spurs sign Zaha he will tear us a new one no doubt.

Plus this Zaha to spurs rumour today i assume is a madey up one to wind us up

[Burney]

I think Sir C is just playing silly buggers

Well I'd thank him not to traduce Wee Lucas. The little fella's one of the few Arsenal players I can stand.

[Sir C]

Well I'd thank him not to traduce Wee Lucas. The little fella's one of the few Arsenal players I can stand.

He can't spikka da English. Not even to Emery's standard.

He drinks that ridiculous tea through a straw.

He's about 4' 3".

[Sir C]

Half his goals were pens, C. They must have loads of pens in France cos when we bought Laca, he scored 30 dont ten penalties, too.

Willock will be better than that Cabellos chap, I reckon. It'll be God's way of saying Dick should have had more faith in this crop of Young Guns bought up under AW, instead of just going for any fellow dago he can find. Nelson could have it, too.

I can't see any good coming of this fellow at all, g.

I made dal makhani in a cast iron pot over charcoal last weekend. Cooked it for 8 hours, to get some smoke through it.

It was... nice. It wasn't dal makahni, though.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

His Eenglish is on a par with Cescy Fabregas

" 'E's only 5ft eye "

No defence of the straw method though

[Sir C]

His Eenglish is on a par with Cescy Fabregas

" 'E's only 5ft eye "

No defence of the straw method though

Cesc speaks English with a Spanish/cockney hybrid accent. Thon midget speaks no English at all.

[Burney]

He can't spikka da English. Not even to Emery's standard.

He drinks that ridiculous tea through a straw.

He's about 4' 3".

Well the Inca's dry on his contract, so we're stuck with him.