Lunch?

[Sir C]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

For God's sake c it pains us to see you doing this. Eat some proper grub! Don't matter how skinny you make yourself you'll still be a munter.

[IUFG]

For God's sake c it pains us to see you doing this. Eat some proper grub! Don't matter how skinny you make yourself you'll still be a munter.

A bucket of mixed olives, cheese, tomatoes and a rancid, lukewarm sausage from Tesco.

[Burney]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

Pepperami.
Fruit.

Although one of the Pepperamis was a Hot one, which only served to make the other two seem bland and insipid.

[Pat Vegas]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

I went to Greggs

I bought a ham and cheese baguette. They are inconsitant in asking me if I want it heated up.

[Ash]

Double egg, sausage, bacon, beans, tomato, toast and tea.

I don't really do lunch.

[Sir C]

Double egg, sausage, bacon, beans, tomato, toast and tea.

I don't really do lunch.

Shame not to pop some chips on there, a. Somnething to dip in your yolk.

[Sir C]

A bucket of mixed olives, cheese, tomatoes and a rancid, lukewarm sausage from Tesco.

Are you on some sort of bizarre diet, i, or are you just a bit odd?

[Ash]

Shame not to pop some chips on there, a. Somnething to dip in your yolk.

The sausage does the dipping.

[Sir C]

The sausage does the dipping.

Saucy chap. Don't think I haven't spotted your cheeky double entendre.