Spending £72m on a forward :cloud9:

[Burney]

Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days.

[IUFG]

It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs?

trusay.

we won't be able to take the cellophane off them until we've completed the payments...

[Monty92]

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days.

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

[Burney]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

Bad man.

[Peter]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

Really.... he looks that ****?

[Rich]

Really.... he looks that ****?

I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.

PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP

[Tony C]

So we signed a pacey Davor Suker

[Burney]

I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.

PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP

He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.

[Monty92]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.

[Burney]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

Always had a soft spot for Boa Morte. There was three quarters of a really good player there.

Mind you, I was unsettled by the fact that his surname was 'Good Death' in Portuguese.