Spending £72m on a forward :cloud9:

[Ash]

Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.

[Burney]

Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.

Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season.

[Ash]

Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season.

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

[PSRB]

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

Calum Chambers, like a new signing........

[Tony C]

Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy

All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.

Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.

[Tony C]

Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.

More options.

Unai is shroooood

[Monty92]

Tencharacters

Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

[Rich]

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

Rungani on a two year loan with obligation to buy, apparently. So in the next 10 days or so we will sign:

Pepe
Tierney
Rungani
Khederia - Presumably this means that Elneney is off?

Nice.

[Burney]

Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy

All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.

Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.

It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs?

[Burney]

Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.

More options.

Unai is shroooood

His best position, t?