Lunch today?

[Burney]

I could eat that! All except the rice. And the bhaji.

You could have cauliflower rice with it.

[Sir C]

Three. And why would fruit be verboten? Fruit is your friend.

Like I said, this isn't that mad keto stuff. I'm not trying to get shredded for a blockbuster movie, I'm just trying to drop a few pounds.

I've no idea. I think it's all bóllocks anyway, if I had my way I'd simply be calorie counting, but the glw has spoken.

[Burney]

I've no idea. I think it's all bóllocks anyway, if I had my way I'd simply be calorie counting, but the glw has spoken.

Oh, dear. She's probably done research and shít.

[Sir C]

Oh, dear. She's probably done research and shít.

She knows stuff, b. All sorts of stuff.

[Sir C]

Vodka and slimline, is it?

Red wine. Gallons of it.

[IUFG]

I find biltong depressing. You chew and chew until you start to wonder what the point is.

talking of depressing food, I recently had the misfortune to eat a buckwheat, squash and sweet potato risotto.

it was the food equivalent of watching a Cliff Thorburn mid-fifties break.

[IUFG]

Red wine. Gallons of it.

Good man

[Sir C]

talking of depressing food, I recently had the misfortune to eat a buckwheat, squash and sweet potato risotto.

it was the food equivalent of watching a Cliff Thorburn mid-fifties break.

This does rather beg the question, 'Why?' I mean, what were you expecting? Herds of majestic wildebeest or the hanging gardens of Babylon?

[IUFG]

This does rather beg the question, 'Why?' I mean, what were you expecting? Herds of majestic wildebeest or the hanging gardens of Babylon?

Oh, it was offered to me in a situation, I couldn't really decline.

Took one for the team. So to speak.

Dennis, it was bland.

[Sir C]

Oh, it was offered to me in a situation, I couldn't really decline.

Took one for the team. So to speak.

Dennis, it was bland.

It is for such eventualities that I always carry a phial of the blessed Akabanga.