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Thread: Had a lovely five mile stroll through the countryside this morning.

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    Had a lovely five mile stroll through the countryside this morning.

    I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

    Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

    Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
    Has Berni been emptying his shed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

    Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
    On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
    You recovered this literature, of course..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

    Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
    Did you bring it home?

    Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man
    Elderly gentlemen have urges too, p. Allegedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    You recovered this literature, of course..?
    It must have been there for a while. It was quite faded. I took a photo for posterity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man
    Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man
    Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.
    He looks younger though b, you've had a hard life while he has been getting cosmetic surgery to keep his youthful good looks
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