Have we signed anyone yet?

[Sir C]

I mean, talk about spend some farkin money! Don't we need a centre half? I'm sure we need a centre half.

[Burney]

I mean, talk about spend some farkin money! Don't we need a centre half? I'm sure we need a centre half.

Dunno, I keep seeing that we've 'agreed a deal' with someone or other, only for exactly nothing to actually happen.

[PSRB]

I mean, talk about spend some farkin money! Don't we need a centre half? I'm sure we need a centre half.

Having watched the Fiorentina match, I really like the look of the lad we have signed, blinding pace, great feet......should have buried the chance he created but I reckon it did bobble

[Sir C]

Having watched the Fiorentina match, I really like the look of the lad we have signed, blinding pace, great feet......should have buried the chance he created but I reckon it did bobble

Which lad's this, p? Is he a centre half?

We need a centre half.

[Burney]

Which lad's this, p? Is he a centre half?

We need a centre half.

We're supposed to be singeing this Saliba chap from St Etienne. He's a centre half, I think. Mind you, he's only 18 and everyone knows that's too young to be a proper centre back.

[PSRB]

We're supposed to be singeing this Saliba chap from St Etienne. He's a centre half, I think. Mind you, he's only 18 and everyone knows that's too young to be a proper centre back.

and we're handing him back for a season, no doubt will get some career ending injury at the end of next season

[Burney]

and we're handing him back for a season, no doubt will get some career ending injury at the end of next season

Are we!? How utterly ridiculous. This great team in charge of singeing people we're supposed to have seems to be a gaggle of fúckwits.

[Rich]

We're supposed to be singeing this Saliba chap from St Etienne. He's a centre half, I think. Mind you, he's only 18 and everyone knows that's too young to be a proper centre back.

His medical is tomorrow but we are loaning him back to St Etienne for this coming season. Cahill available on a free, though. We also have Rob Holding returning from injury.

[Burney]

His medical is tomorrow but we are loaning him back to St Etienne for this coming season. Cahill available on a free, though. We also have Rob Holding returning from injury.

Well that seems an entirely sensible thing for a side that desperately needs centre halves to do, doesn't it?

EMERY OUT!

[PSRB]

Which lad's this, p? Is he a centre half?

We need a centre half.

Brazilian forward/winger, 18. Martinelli, he really does look very good, Joe Willock was also excellent. Maybe the yoof will live up to the pre-season hype, for once.