'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

[Sir C]

And I haven't smoked since my mum died of cancer, so i would suggest plenty of people have decided not to smoke because they have seen what it does.

Also the reason I don't really drink, because it killed my Dad

Do you want to live forever?

[Pokster]

Do you want to live forever?

The way things have been the last 18 months....no.

I don't want to learn how to fly, high either

[Burney]

To be honest any speed in a Porsche 356 is too fast. They were, quite literally, death traps.

Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.

[Sir C]

Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

[Burney]

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

[Ash]

JPS were terrible fags, though.

indeed. Hence the Marbs.

[IUFG]

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.

[Burney]

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

[IUFG]

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh

[Burney]

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh

Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.