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Thread: Josh's Letter To The Arsenal Fans

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    Josh's Letter To The Arsenal Fans

    Sounds like Paul's Letter to the Corinthians.

    Addressed to "Corinthians, Corinth".

    Dear Corinthians,

    Never put a sock in a toaster.
    Never put jam on a magnet.

    etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Sounds like Paul's Letter to the Corinthians.

    Addressed to "Corinthians, Corinth".

    Dear Corinthians,

    Never put a sock in a toaster.
    Never put jam on a magnet.

    etc.
    Wossit say, for all love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Wossit say, for all love?
    A load of old cobblers about 'passion' and 'Arsenal DNA'.

    It's embarrassing. You'd never have seen a Hill-Wood even deign to respond to such nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A load of old cobblers about 'passion' and 'Arsenal DNA'.

    It's embarrassing. You'd never have seen a Hill-Wood even deign to respond to such nonsense.
    "Thank you for your interest in our club" Still gets me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    "Thank you for your interest in our club" Still gets me.
    PH-W was very much a case of 'You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone', wasn't he?

    Now the place is full of ghastly spivs. I mean, it was full of ghastly spivs when PH-W was here, of course, but he at least gave the operation a veneer of class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    PH-W was very much a case of 'You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone', wasn't he?

    Now the place is full of ghastly spivs. I mean, it was full of ghastly spivs when PH-W was here, of course, but he at least gave the operation a veneer of class.
    Gosh yes. There was that chap who was a diamond trader, wasn't there? And another fellow hwo was in trade... all jews, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A load of old cobblers about 'passion' and 'Arsenal DNA'.

    It's embarrassing. You'd never have seen a Hill-Wood even deign to respond to such nonsense.
    Would have all been far more acceptable if the whiny ****ers had at least waited until the end of the transfer window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Gosh yes. There was that chap who was a diamond trader, wasn't there? And another fellow hwo was in trade... all jews, of course.
    Well, I wasn't going to mention that (I felt it was implied by 'spivs'), but yes, now that you mention it, I think they were israelites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Would have all been far more acceptable if the whiny ****ers had at least waited until the end of the transfer window.
    I would genuinely píss myself laughing if we didn't sign anyone else. Can you imagine the outrage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I would genuinely píss myself laughing if we didn't sign anyone else. Can you imagine the outrage?
    Now they'll claim that without the "letter" nothing would have happened

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