After yesterday's conversation about falling out of love with the Arsenal, I started

[Ash]

Why would you not play cricket again? Aren't you only, like, 40-something?

I now play 7-a-side football every Monday night with a bunch of local Faversham types (including two ex cons) who only ever seem to go to London to see their mates box in unlicensed fight clubs in Bethnal Green.

They've nicknamed me "Pull back Paul" due to my prediliction for a by-line cut back. I almost burst with pride

I see what you did there. Very good.

Still, slightly better than your nickname on here. Which I have course never used.

[Sir C]

I see what you did there. Very good.

Still, slightly better than your nickname on here. Which I have course never used.

Is it Bignose? It's Bignose, isn't it?

He really does have a remarkable nose.