I don't think this petition is likely to do much.

[Luis Anaconda]

Marianne Faithfull on a health kick.

Very good, b

[Ash]

I mean, as protests go, it's not exactly popping on a black scarf and mincing around N7 looking cross, is it?

There might not be dancing on the streets of Islington but apparently it's united the fanbase after years of schism. That's all that mattress.

Pitchforks to follow.