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Thread: Good Lord! They're going to put that toilet trader Turing on the £50 note!

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    No - they just put them in the White House to stop them getting convicted
    Are you suggesting Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Jackson and Grant were sex cases, la?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you suggesting Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Jackson and Grant were sex cases, la?
    Sounds like a 70s band, b guilty

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Gosh.I'm happy to bow to your superior knowledge on this one, h. Given what you say, I shudder to contemplate what the 'Turing Test' of which one hears so much entails. Vile bum perversions, no doubt.
    If one wanted to join his team of number crunchers* one would simply be subjected, via his ungodly contraption, to a succession of phalli of increasing girth until one cried out for mercy at which point he would make his decision.

    *a coded reference to anyone prepared to fellate the deplorable old deviant.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Sounds like a 70s band, b guilty
    It's just missing Dave Dee (1960's I know)
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    All joking aside, the fact remains that he broke the law and was, therefore, a criminal.

    Plus, bumming.
    If one wanted to be only slightly pedantic, one could point out that a large number of gay men restrict themselves to the use of hands and mouths and go nowhere near bums, despite their sexual orientation.

    We have no proof that Turing was into bumming, I think.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    If one wanted to be only slightly pedantic, one could point out that a large number of gay men restrict themselves to the use of hands and mouths and go nowhere near bums, despite their sexual orientation.

    We have no proof that Turing was into bumming, I think.
    All the pooves I know are mad for the bumming

  7. #17
    It is, I believe, their first port of call
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    No - they just put them in the White House to stop them getting convicted
    Is that where Jeffrey Epstein's been these last ten years?

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    All the pooves I know are mad for the bumming
    I always think it must be terribly wearing.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I always think it must be terribly wearing.
    In my experience the position of 'giver' and that of 'taker' seems to be assigned somehwhat counter-intuitively; that is to say, the camp one is often the 'top' and the butch one the 'bottom'.

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