I read today that there will be in excess of 15,000 attendees over the age of 50.
These people need to take a careful look at themselves.
Someone on twitter just referenced Tex Ritter on Twitter and I’m giggling at the memory of his name obeing used as rhyming slang by (I think) RTFP for his fundament.
Is my memory correct?
Someone on twitter just referenced Tex Ritter on Twitter and I’m giggling at the memory of his name obeing used as rhyming slang by (I think) RTFP for his fundament.
Is my memory correct?
Indeed, Tex Ritter was a favourite expression of RTFP's.
He has many classics. Once he excused himself scratching 'twixt the cheeks of his arse with, "Pardon me, just a bit of dirt in the eyelobe." Which recollection has made me proper chuckle.
I recall Tex was old school before Gary Glitter took over.
Originally Posted by Sir C
Indeed, Tex Ritter was a favourite expression of RTFP's.
He has many classics. Once he excused himself scratching 'twixt the cheeks of his arse with, "Pardon me, just a bit of dirt in the eyelobe." Which recollection has made me proper chuckle.
****s drowning in a slew of their own faeces. Now they'll all be grinning and lying about how brilliant they thought Stormzy was.
On a positive note, by Saturday evening, they will be burnt to a cinder, dehydrated beyond belive and crying for rain like they cried for their mummy's titties until they were at secondary school (unts....