Honeymoon ideas for next July?

[Monty92]

Brief: somewhere foreign that you can get to on Eurostar via Ashford in quick enough time to make a 3-night stay worthwhile.

Current front runners are:

Bruges
Switzerland

Have I missed anywhere obvious?

[Burney]

Brief: somewhere foreign that you can get to on Eurostar via Ashford in quick enough time to make a 3-night stay worthwhile.

Current front runners are:

Bruges
Switzerland

Have I missed anywhere obvious?

Is this an oblique way of announcing your forthcoming nuptials, m? Congratulations.

I shall await my invitation.

And why not just get on an aeroplane you unutterable nancy boy?

[Monty92]

Is this an oblique way of announcing your forthcoming nuptials, m? Congratulations.

I shall await my invitation.

And why not just get on an aeroplane you unutterable nancy boy?

Thanks! We are having it at the country's oldest brewery, with a tour thrown in for all guests.

They are definitely gonna be disappointed with the drinking power of the Jewish contingent

[Burney]

Thanks! We are having it at the country's oldest brewery, with a tour thrown in for all guests.

They are definitely gonna be disappointed with the drinking power of the Jewish contingent

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

[Sir C]

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

One assumes there is to be a free bar? I put it to you that we are big enough men to neck some filthy ale if it's on Bignose's tab.

[Burney]

One assumes there is to be a free bar? I put it to you that we are big enough men to neck some filthy ale if it's on Bignose's tab.

You can't call a chap bignose at his wedding! Apart from anything else, if you did, half the congregation would probably think you were referring to them!

That's a point. Is it a church wedding? Or do his lot catch fire if they enter hallowed ground?

[Monty92]

Shepherd Neame, eh? Filthy stuff, but there you are.

Still, I'm sure Sir C and I will find a way to enjoy ourselves.

Their Master Brew is pretty rank, but I'm a big fan of Whitstable Bay Blonde and even the Pale Ale isn't too bad. Spitfire perfectly acceptable, too.

[Burney]

Their Master Brew is pretty rank, but I'm a big fan of Whitstable Bay Blonde and even the Pale Ale isn't too bad. Spitfire perfectly acceptable, too.

I'll drink Spitfire if there's literally nothing else in the ale line, but I wouldn't call it acceptable on any level.

[PSRB]

Brief: somewhere foreign that you can get to on Eurostar via Ashford in quick enough time to make a 3-night stay worthwhile.

Current front runners are:

Bruges
Switzerland

Have I missed anywhere obvious?

3 day honeymoon? Tight arse

[Monty92]

3 day honeymoon? Tight arse

Wanna look after my kids for any longer than that?

Stupid question - you won't even look after your own.