Fancy not putting out for new PM :vex:
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Police were called to the London home of Boris Johnson and his partner in the early hours of Friday after a neighbour reportedly heard a loud argument.
The Guardian said Carrie Symonds was heard telling Mr Johnson to "get off me" and "get out of my flat".
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'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'