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Thread: I think Jorge just threatened to beat me up on Twitter

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Burney was in Bradford recently. Safe to say he wasn't impressed. I don't know if he was penetrated by any locals, mind.
    I saw Ashley Cole score for The Arsenal at Bradford. Well, when I say 'saw' I couldn't see it actually cross the line. Upper tier of that shítty shed stand they have. . .

    1-1. Wenger out!
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I have to say it's a very amusing exchange. Much like some of those we'd have on here but with the additional piquancy added by his need to keep his end up in front of his Twitter chums. Well played!

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have to say it's a very amusing exchange. Much like some of those we'd have on here but with the additional piquancy added by his need to keep his end up in front of his Twitter chums. Well played!
    Unicycles?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Burney was in Bradford recently. Safe to say he wasn't impressed. I don't know if he was penetrated by any locals, mind.
    Not unless you count my wife.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Not unless you count my wife.
    Oh, you go in for that business, do you? I believe it is called 'pegging'. Sounds painful to me, but you crack on.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What's he saying? I can't see his bit because I blocked him.

    He's a lefty, m. The chances of him stirring himself to actually do anything are virtually zero.
    But Monty is a skinny, powder puff cowardly noser who my daughter could beat the shít out of so I'd say he needs to be afraid, even of Jorge

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh, you go in for that business, do you? I believe it is called 'pegging'. Sounds painful to me, but you crack on.
    Do you suppose she calls him her "dirty little bitch" while she's pegging him c?

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Unicycles?
    I assume this is a reference to Jorge's hipsterish sca...sorry, business, which is somewhat at odds with his claims to be on the multicultural front line in Bradford.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh, you go in for that business, do you? I believe it is called 'pegging'. Sounds painful to me, but you crack on.
    Can we not mention cracks? It's a sore point.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I saw Ashley Cole score for The Arsenal at Bradford. Well, when I say 'saw' I couldn't see it actually cross the line. Upper tier of that shítty shed stand they have. . .

    1-1. Wenger out!
    Was that the one where the portly Neville Southall was the netminder for the Bradfordianites?

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