Does anyone here not like Klopp?

[Pat Vegas]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

[Burney]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

German; offensive teeth; offensive hair; offensive beard; probably wears a thong; almost certainly a sex case; manages Liverpool.

[Ash]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

Only curmudgeons dislike him. He should be our manager. I'm sure he wanted to manage us after Arsene, but sadly the timing was wrong. We can only hope that one day he'd like to come and manage the third best team in London.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

Nice chap. Maybe has the look of Kamp Kommandant but would have been very concerned for the welfare of his charges (before herding them into the chamber).

Great teeth, oil free hair - what wrong with a thong?

[The Insider]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

He is vile and scares the kids.

[Sir C]

I find it very difficult to find any sort of dislike for him.

Irritatingly German.

[Burney]

Irritatingly German.

Smiles far too much. Probably a nonce.

[Sir C]

Smiles far too much. Probably a nonce.

If he sank those gnashers into your bell end you'd know all about it, wouldn't you?

[Burney]

If he sank those gnashers into your bell end you'd know all about it, wouldn't you?

His middle name is Norbert.

[Burney]

Irritatingly German.

Probably says things like 'Gerechtigkeit für die Sechs-und-neunzig!'