Farewell then, Stephan Lichtsteiner.

[Sir C]

Whilst your legs didn't really function too well, your ability to engage in shíthousery at absolutely any opportunity was hugely enjoyable.

May you enjoy a lengthy and healthy retirement in Swtzerland, enjoying all the good things that country has to offer, such a rosti, fondue and, wait, hold on, no, that's the lot. Rosti and fondue.

[IUFG]

Whilst your legs didn't really function too well, your ability to engage in shíthousery at absolutely any opportunity was hugely enjoyable.

May you enjoy a lengthy and healthy retirement in Swtzerland, enjoying all the good things that country has to offer, such a rosti, fondue and, wait, hold on, no, that's the lot. Rosti and fondue.

and watches and Toblerone

[Burney]

Whilst your legs didn't really function too well, your ability to engage in shíthousery at absolutely any opportunity was hugely enjoyable.

May you enjoy a lengthy and healthy retirement in Swtzerland, enjoying all the good things that country has to offer, such a rosti, fondue and, wait, hold on, no, that's the lot. Rosti and fondue.

What about Veal Cordon Bleu? That's Swiss, isn't it?

[Burney]

Whilst your legs didn't really function too well, your ability to engage in shíthousery at absolutely any opportunity was hugely enjoyable.

May you enjoy a lengthy and healthy retirement in Swtzerland, enjoying all the good things that country has to offer, such a rosti, fondue and, wait, hold on, no, that's the lot. Rosti and fondue.

I never really got acquainted with him. I can see that in future people will mention his name and I will look at them blankly.

[Sir C]

What about Veal Cordon Bleu? That's Swiss, isn't it?

Is it? I suppose it's got Swiss cheese in it... I'll allow it.

Rosti, fondue, watches, Toblerone and Veal Cordon Bleu. Actually that's not too bad. wd swissers.

[Burney]

Is it? I suppose it's got Swiss cheese in it... I'll allow it.

Rosti, fondue, watches, Toblerone and Veal Cordon Bleu. Actually that's not too bad. wd swissers.

And Nazi gold stolen from dead Jews, obvs.

[IUFG]

I never really got acquainted with him. I can see that in future people will mention his name and I will look at them blankly.

the new Sebastian Svärd...

[IUFG]

And Nazi gold stolen from dead Jews, obvs.

It was only resting in George Galloway's deposit box...