Dear God but we’re dull.

[Sir C]

Lucky you. I had duck breast and mash. It was OK. But my mum cooked it, so that’s nice.

Grey all the way through?

[Burney]

On the plus side I just had a massive half time sh1t

Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

[Burney]

Grey all the way through?

No, there was a light pinkness. And gravy.

[AFC East]

Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

I think your overcooked duck breast is under scrutiny.

[Pat Vegas]

Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

Hmmm I will pop back for another

[AFC East]

Hmmm I will pop back for another

I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?

[Pat Vegas]

I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?

Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters

[AFC East]

Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters

Not my favourite to be honest.