Do we have a match tonight?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He was a Gooner
And a nonce

[Rich]

Yep, if we win, I will of course be delighted, however, I won't be able to really savour it until the scum lose

It will be a farce if we win it. We should be concdeeding the game for Mikhitariyan.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The only disappointment will be our Victory Parade being held on Thursday night
Thursday night FFS!

[Sir C]

Yep, if we win, I will of course be delighted, however, I won't be able to really savour it until the scum lose

I wonder if Eden Hazard will have the good grace to spit on it before roughly thrusts his enormous member deep into our collective ringpiece?

[PSRB]

It will be a farce if we win it. We should be concdeeding the game for Mikhitariyan.

Sometimes your stupidity really knows no bounds

[Pat Vegas]

It doesn't seem real, somehow. It's too far away, I think that's what it is. Also, it's weeks since the season ended so football seems somehow distant.

Plus, we're going to get gubbed.

The Arsenal will win.

[Burney]

He was a Gooner
And a nonce

Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The thought of him doing it with anyone is sickening enough

[Sir C]

Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter?

Arthur Mullard?

That's appalling.

I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.

[Burney]

Arthur Mullard?

That's appalling.

I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.

Yus, my dear.

Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home

It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.