How to spin an election result.

[Yesterday Once More]

I've just been persuaded that Manchester City were NOT the winners of the Premier League. The winners were really LONDON. If you add up the points that the London teams won, they clearly won the title. Glad that's cleared up.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I've just been persuaded that Manchester City were NOT the winners of the Premier League. The winners were really LONDON. If you add up the points that the London teams won, they clearly won the title. Glad that's cleared up.

But that's always been the case. That's why the northern monkeys wouldn't let Norris merge us with Fulham and make a London superclub.

But Man City weren't the real winners anyway. Just a rich man's plaything.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

But that's always been the case. That's why the northern monkeys wouldn't let Norris merge us with Fulham and make a London superclub.

But Man City weren't the real winners anyway. Just a rich man's plaything.

Just like Farage to Arron Banks.