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    Fat-tonhgued mockney wánker gone.

    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once.

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business

    They were absolutely fúcking dreadful.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once.

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business

    They were absolutely fúcking dreadful.
    Good. Twát.

    Funny thing is, his original 'Fifteen' restaurant was excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Good. Twát.

    Funny thing is, his original 'Fifteen' restaurant was excellent.
    Wasn't that staffed by crims and ne'er-do-wells?

    Not for me, Clive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Wasn't that staffed by crims and ne'er-do-wells?

    Not for me, Clive.
    No more so than most restaurants, I imagine.

    After all, you don't decide to become a glorified hash-slinger because you're knocking it out of the park at school, I imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No more so than most restaurants, I imagine.

    After all, you don't decide to become a glorified hash-slinger because you're knocking it out of the park at school, I imagine.
    Wait, if you're not great at geography your options are criminality or the hospitality industry?

    What the fúck kind of theory is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Wait, if you're not great at geography your options are criminality or the hospitality industry?

    What the fúck kind of theory is that?
    I'm simply saying that low-paid, backbreaking manual work with long, shítty hours. Naturally the class of people who gravitate towards it will tend to be those with few options. Such a demographic will tend to be more prone to criminality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once.

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business

    They were absolutely fúcking dreadful.
    Fat-tongued, that is. Sausage-fingered ****. Me, not him.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once.

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business

    They were absolutely fúcking dreadful.
    Jamie's Italian was horrendous.


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    Most restaurant chains that hasn't got the name "nando's" are struggling.

    Somehow eating chicken & rice has become more popular than eating a nice Italian.

    Low brow savages we are.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Or at least his 'restaurants' have.

    I made the appalling error of eating in one out of choice once.

    Subsequently I was made to visit one on 2 or 3 occasions for business

    They were absolutely fúcking dreadful.
    The problem is, his looks degraded significantly and almost inexplicably. I suppose it was coke or something. Only one rule for being a celebrity chef: stay svelte. Those who violate are punished.*

    *The one exception to this being Guy Fieri

    https://loveforquotes.com/i/94cccd00...f46058568b939b

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