Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
The two people i hate most (Sansa and Bran) ended up getting the thrones. What an inspiring King he'll be! Spending his days being pushed around by Podrick while occasionaly worging into birds to have a perv through the windows of the King's Landing brothels. Whenver someone seeks his counsel he'll say "you're doing exactly what you're supposed to", or some other boring ****e.
Oh, yes. His constant refrain of 'you're doing exactly what you're supposed to be doing' would cause me to tip the vacant **** out of his wheelchair.

Let's also not forget that he must be constantly shítting and píssing himself, so he must stink.