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la, bless his heart, is extremely brainy, extremely witty, charming, generous of purse and of spirit, erudite, informed and pretty much perfect in every way mentally and spiritually. Physically, he has been reduced by years of alcohol abuse to something resembling a bag of ruined meat.

I don't even believe he actually has a functioning liver.
Nice chap. On every occasion I met him, however, it was clear he didn't know one end of a razor from another.