Reply With QuoteClose it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.Originally Posted by Burney
...or are you a psychopath?
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
close the door and open the window, of course.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
You spelt Berni wrongClose it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
What a charming mental tableau you paint.Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
Surely it’s just natural human instinct, though? You’re vulnerable and don’t want anyone sneaking up on you as you defecate.
Can i ask why you want to know what AWIMBer's do while dumping? Are you some sort of freak?
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
If you kept the door open you might see who ****s onto your towel at the gym
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
It's my own fault. When he was young I used to make a sort of pants hammock and he would climb in and curl up and go to sleep. Sometimes I was trapped on the shítter for up to an hour.
OK, well that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard.It's my own fault. When he was young I used to make a sort of pants hammock and he would climb in and curl up and go to sleep. Sometimes I was trapped on the shítter for up to an hour.
I think a "specialist" Doctor would have a field day with thisOK, well that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard.
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