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Thread: If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Chat, shít, get banged
    wd bb.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Chat, shít, get banged
    Or in Sir C's case, 'Cat, shít, get banged'

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?
    It can't understand why he isn't burying it
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?
    As if this thread weren't bad enough, you introduce a Freudian typo.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Or in Sir C's case, 'Cat, shít, get banged'
    hehe. Who'd have thought a perfectly normal Fash Vegas type thread would have produced such a revelation from the C man?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    ...or are you a psychopath?
    I had a massive panic when we moved into the new house as it seemed to me that there were NO LOCKS on any of the three bathrooms*, until the landlord pointed out that there were, but they were particularly inconspicuous and small.

    The combination of no bathroom locks and two small kids would have literally ruined my life.

    *Yes, three bathrooms.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I had a massive panic when we moved into the new house as it seemed to me that there were NO LOCKS on any of the three bathrooms*, until the landlord pointed out that there were, but they were particularly inconspicuous and small.

    The combination of no bathroom locks and two small kids would have literally ruined my life.

    *Yes, three bathrooms.
    So you don't own this house???
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    So you don't own this house???
    We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    We've done a 'deal' with the landlord as he doesn't want to sell it yet due to stamp duty implications (he's a developer with multiple properties), but he's formally accepted an offer and if we still want to buy it in a year/18 months, it's ours. Obviously he could totally shaft us as the agreement is non-legally binding, but it cuts both ways.
    Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Just admit it. You're living in a cahncil flat
    That offset smoker video you sent me is a bit BBQ 101. I learnt absolutely nothing, frankly.

    What I want to know is why I had to add about 5 chimneys of coal to get it up to temp.

    Is it because I used fast burning lumpwood instead of briquettes? Is it because my BBQ is cheap sh*t?

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