Reply With QuoteHe's licked it cleanOriginally Posted by IUFG
That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
He's licked it cleanThat towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Well I'll tell you, p. I have heard tell of people who will happily defecate with the door open and feel strongly that such animals need to be smoked out into the open.
Years ago, my then partner and I were friendly with another couple. One day, over lunch, they laughed about how when they shared a flat in London, they had the bathroom and the spare lavatory on opposite sides of the corridor and would not only leave the doors open while they shát, but would happily continue conversations while doing so.
They were dead to me from that moment on. I never accepted another invitation from them again.
that just made me vurp
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
It's stuck together.That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
What's odd about having a kitten sleep in your pants? He's very attached to me, that cat. Indeed, even now he sleeps each night curled up against me under the duvet. Sometimes he scratched my weenie by mistake.
Never, although I live on my own so it's kinda standard for me.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I'm just thinking that I have slept under the same roof as this madman, p.
I also can't get the phrase 'pant hammock' out of my head.
Chat, shít, get bangedWell I'll tell you, p. I have heard tell of people who will happily defecate with the door open and feel strongly that such animals need to be smoked out into the open.
Years ago, my then partner and I were friendly with another couple. One day, over lunch, they laughed about how when they shared a flat in London, they had the bathroom and the spare lavatory on opposite sides of the corridor and would not only leave the doors open while they shát, but would happily continue conversations while doing so.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
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