...or are you a psychopath?
...or are you a psychopath?
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.Originally Posted by Burney
You spelt Berni wrongClose it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
It can't understand why he isn't burying it
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Yes, several hounds always disperse and dig in around the chamber in a sort of cohortes praetorianae, deep defence formation. They take up their positions and then promptly lie down and snooze away for the duration.
It's not for everyone, but I like it. Reassuring.
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
You don't find it embarrassing?
I doubt Redgunamo has reason for embarrassment when his pants are round his ankles.
No cat sleeping there, you mean? I suppose so.
Still, what if he made an inadvertent farty noise? Or, God forbid, a bad smell?
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