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Thread: Aaaah, Croydon! How I miss my home town.

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    Aaaah, Croydon! How I miss my home town.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My boy cannot tell one f*cking black person from another.

    It's getting a bit awks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    My boy cannot tell one f*cking black person from another.

    It's getting a bit awks
    Can you not use Arsenal players to help him differentiate them?

    So Lacazette looks nothing like Aubameyang, but does look a bit like a miniaturised Maitland-Niles. Just use pictures of them so he starts noticing the differences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A three year old
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Can you not use Arsenal players to help him differentiate them?

    So Lacazette looks nothing like Aubameyang, but does look a bit like a miniaturised Maitland-Niles. Just use pictures of them so he starts noticing the differences.
    I've tried that. He mistook Vieira for Henry the other day.That's like mistaking a snooker ball for a rugby ball!!!

    All he sees is their blackness and their shiny white teeth. He doesn't care about their identity - they're all the same to him. It's post-racial, if you think about it, really.

    He's a f*cking progressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I've tried that. He mistook Vieira for Henry the other day.That's like mistaking a snooker ball for a rugby ball!!!

    All he sees is their blackness and their shiny white teeth. He doesn't care about their identity - they're all the same to him. It's post-racial, if you think about it, really.

    He's a f*cking progressive
    Right. In which case so was my grandmother, who was forever claiming she couldn't tell them apart and when pressed on the matter would say 'They're all eyes and teeth!'

    Perhaps your son is the reincarnation of my Irish grandmother?

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