Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
He would unnerve opposition teams before the game by wandering up to them and insisting on giving them a cuddle.
On non-matchdays, we could also use him as a revenue stream by putting him in a cage, feeding him live chickens and charging people to look at him and poke him with sticks.
Honestly, our marketing and revenue generation people are shít.