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    AFTV give Emery 6/10


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    Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.
    Fúcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fúcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more ****s
    Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?
    I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

    You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

    You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo.
    Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.
    My God, the poor ****

    That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    My God, the poor ****

    That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?
    We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.
    Christ I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

    That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Christ I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

    That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind
    He would unnerve opposition teams before the game by wandering up to them and insisting on giving them a cuddle.

    On non-matchdays, we could also use him as a revenue stream by putting him in a cage, feeding him live chickens and charging people to look at him and poke him with sticks.

    Honestly, our marketing and revenue generation people are shít.

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