You realise that it was the abuse of Wenger that angered

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I have seen the alternate argument that it is (was?) Wenger who has brought us to this point.

It was during his tenure that Spurs were allowed to catch up with and in the eyes of some overtake us. Liverpool also were not always so far ahead of us as they are now.

One can say football is cyclical of course but equally he presided over this. His rule. His lies. His stubbornness in not leaving earlier.

• His refusal to allow anyone else a real coaching role.
• His inability to adapt to the situation on the pitch.
• Attempting to buy the loyalty of mediocrities by awarding them eye-watering contracts and leaving us saddled with them.
• Designing the ArabBowl to be a giant tourist trap, not a football ground.
• Using a sleeping bag as a coat.
• Speaking in a ridicules comedy french accent.
• Being incapable of constructing a sentence using the pluperfect tense.
• Sticking his cock in a pox ridden rapper woman.