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  1. 05-08-2019, 08:15 PM #1
    barrybueno
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    Spurs couldn't score in a brothel...

    Get it? eh? eh?

    Apologies in advance if they now score
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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  2. 05-08-2019, 08:17 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Get it? eh? eh?

    Apologies in advance if they now score
    You really are a farkin useless jinxing hobo
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  3. 05-08-2019, 08:20 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Get it? eh? eh?

    Apologies in advance if they now score


    You stupid ****
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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  4. 05-08-2019, 08:23 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    You stupid ****
    If Ajax don't wake up I'm getting banned imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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  5. 05-08-2019, 08:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    If Ajax don't wake up I'm getting banned imo

    You jinxing mother ****in jinxing mcjinx****
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    You jinxing mother ****in jinxing mcjinx****
    I really haven't learned a fúcking thing from yesterdays lesson
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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  7. 05-08-2019, 08:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    If Ajax don't wake up I'm getting banned imoub
    Banned? You’re getting lynched, you cünt

    We know where you live
    Last edited by Burney; 05-08-2019 at 08:38 PM.
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  8. 05-08-2019, 08:37 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I really haven't learned a fúcking thing from yesterdays lesson

    You'll be seeing an Awimb mass hanging out in your local O'Neils at this rate.
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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  9. 05-08-2019, 08:37 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Get it? eh? eh?

    Apologies in advance if they now score
    Dear God. I wondered why I'd had a quick chat with the glw about her film and suddenly it's 2-2.

    Well done.
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  10. 05-08-2019, 08:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I really haven't learned a fúcking thing from yesterdays lesson
    make a sacrifice to The Gods of Football now - cut yer cock off - silly little thing never gets any fanny anyway ... do it ... NOW!!!!
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