Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Actually, you might be able to help me. What know you of Limerick. By some appalling turn of events, it seems I'm going to have to stay there for a couple of nights. Is it possible to do this without sustaining a puncture wound or catching a disease? Is there a nice bit of Limerick?
Limerick is a shíthouse and is known as such across the length and breadth of this country.

The big things in Limerick are The Cranberries, rugby and stabbing people. Some folk of old used to steal bikes also.

Soft poncey Dutch string of piss lad is from Limerick. He will have friends and family who can meet you and afford you safe passage.