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Thread: What the fück does Emery put in his hair?

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I’m immune to chilli, 7. Years of visiting south east Asia has lined my face and guts with asbestos. Mind you, I can’t taste anything any more.
    You are going to be able to smell your own dung tomorrow, though

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You are going to be able to smell your own dung tomorrow, though
    The honest, earthy smell of an Englishman’s droppings, b. Is there anything sweeter?

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You are going to be able to smell your own dung tomorrow, though
    He'll smell it when he wakes up surrounded by it imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The honest, earthy smell of an Englishman’s droppings, b. Is there anything sweeter?
    I dined on steak, chips and peas. Proper English food. You ate foreign muck.

    My khazi will smell outstanding tomorrow. Yours will smell like an Afghan abbatoir.

  5. #15
    Cooking claret, suckling pig, chunk of bread. Grrr. #football


    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I dined on steak, chips and peas. Proper English food. You ate foreign muck.

    My khazi will smell outstanding tomorrow. Yours will smell like an Afghan abbatoir.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine the state of his upholstery.

    Dirty Spanish cünt.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This wee Bangladeshi fella tried to warn me off when I requested my Madras ‘extra spicey’. When it came I had to ask for a bowl of chillis to add to it. Pooves.
    Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

    I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

    I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.
    Nah. Has to be the meat dhansak, surely? The lentils give it body.

  9. #19
    Pathia for me

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Pathia for me
    I find the peas off-putting.

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