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    What the fück does Emery put in his hair?

    Imagine the state of his upholstery.

    Dirty Spanish cünt.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine the state of his upholstery.

    Dirty Spanish cünt.
    Used engine oil.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Trent View Post
    Used engine oil.
    Like George McFly

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e18eE33juE8
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine the state of his upholstery.

    Dirty Spanish cünt.
    I think yer spaniard just sort of exudes oil b.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine the state of his upholstery.

    Dirty Spanish cünt.
    They put grease all over their dinner. Olive oil! What you use for getting the wax out your ears, they eat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They put grease all over their dinner. Olive oil! What you use for getting the wax out your ears, they eat!
    I’ll bet he doesn’t even know what an anti-Macassar mat is.
    Which is a shame because I’d pay good money to hear him try and say it.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They put grease all over their dinner. Olive oil! What you use for getting the wax out your ears, they eat!
    But hang on C. You’ve possibly consumed vast quantities of ghee this evening and now smell like an Egyptian wrestlers jockstrap... probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    But hang on C. You’ve possibly consumed vast quantities of ghee this evening and now smell like an Egyptian wrestlers jockstrap... probably.
    This wee Bangladeshi fella tried to warn me off when I requested my Madras ‘extra spicey’. When it came I had to ask for a bowl of chillis to add to it. Pooves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    This wee Bangladeshi fella tried to warn me off when I requested my Madras ‘extra spicey’. When it came I had to ask for a bowl of chillis to add to it. Pooves.
    Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

    I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Would it not have been easier to just order a vindaloo or the really silly one (Phal?)??

    I do like a madras all the same, the curry of kings (clearly) and on this basis I applaud you.
    Nah. Has to be the meat dhansak, surely? The lentils give it body.

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