Any c*nt that tells me I "would have taken that before the game"

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Now we all know you are being a **** because..
a) you are a ****
b) see a)

but what result would you have taken before the game???

Reminds me of 1980s Commodore 64 Basic

10 Print "You're a ****"
20 GoTo 10
Go

Why mess with the classics?