If Ajax had a proper striker, they’d have slaughtered them tonight.

[Burney]

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[Monty92]

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I was about to post exactly that because it's true.

I like how the commentator said it's strange how a change of environment can sometimes help a striker. Yeah, not so strange when your new environment is the f*cking Eredivisie.

[7sisters]

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Still, a pleasing quiet night in Ware's finest hostelries, or have they started turning cars over in the high street yet ?

[redgunamo]

It is true. Just ask Real Madrid. Even though they've retained the services of the "world's best player", they can barely win a game nowadays.

I was about to post exactly that because it's true.

I like how the commentator said it's strange how a change of environment can sometimes help a striker. Yeah, not so strange when your new environment is the f*cking Eredivisie.