Sir C - the smoker's arrived

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Are all your possessions still stuck in transit in North London?

[Monty92]

How was the pub, Monty?

There was a darts competition going on, so the barman told me I'm better off watching on the TV in the beer garden. Went in the garden and the wood cabin where the game was on was occupied by 18-year-old townies being ghastly. Went back inside and perched in one of the only available paces, right by the front door, which kept on banging against me whenever someone entered.

I miss London

On the plus side, picked up the filthiest Chinky takeaway you could ever imagine on the way home, which came to about a tenner for two. Chips in curry sauce!!!! From a Chinese takeway!!!!!1111!!!

[Monty92]

Are all your possessions still stuck in transit in North London?

No, but the removal company seem to have lost two of our boxes along the way

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Insurance claim

[IUFG]

I've had to moisturise my hands about 6 times a day to get them back to their previous condition

very, very thinly veiled "I'm a massive transer" post imo

[Pat Vegas]

Are all your possessions still stuck in transit in North London?

The North Circular is a pain in the arse

[Monty92]

very, very thinly veiled "I'm a massive transer" post imo

Very thinly veiled "I've got improbably smooth hands that would look great wrapped around your cock" post, imo.

[IUFG]

Very thinly veiled "I've got improbably smooth hands that would look great wrapped around your cock" post, imo.

you would need to be a (soon to be struck off) Forensic Pathologist for that to happen, m.

[Monty92]

you would need to be a (soon to be struck off) Forensic Pathologist for that to happen, m.

Is that rigamortis or are you just pleased to see me?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's not work though h, is it? It's... man's work.

Now Monty's bottom lip will be trembling too. I'll wager he has never held a spanner or a hammer or mixed up some concrete or eaten any pussy or nothin' manly .... ever!