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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    spend 8 hours making your barbecue sauce, checking the temperature and drinking beer, then eat about a 20th of the enormous lump of meat you've ruined
    That lazy little **** Monty is now already in the process of sending it back. A leetle beet too much work d'ya see

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    That lazy little **** Monty is now already in the process of sending it back. A leetle beet too much work d'ya see
    It's not work though h, is it? It's... man's work.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's not work though h, is it? It's... man's work.
    Now Monty's bottom lip will be trembling too. I'll wager he has never held a spanner or a hammer or mixed up some concrete or eaten any pussy or nothin' manly .... ever!

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Now Monty's bottom lip will be trembling too. I'll wager he has never held a spanner or a hammer or mixed up some concrete or eaten any pussy or nothin' manly .... ever!
    He would jizz his pants if he saw my Dewalt cordless drill.

    Mind you, I've owned it for 3 years and never charged it.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    That lazy little **** Monty is now already in the process of sending it back. A leetle beet too much work d'ya see
    I spent 3 hours constructing a trampoline for the garden the other day. I've had to moisturise my hands about 6 times a day to get them back to their previous condition

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I've had to moisturise my hands about 6 times a day to get them back to their previous condition
    very, very thinly veiled "I'm a massive transer" post imo
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    very, very thinly veiled "I'm a massive transer" post imo
    Very thinly veiled "I've got improbably smooth hands that would look great wrapped around your cock" post, imo.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Very thinly veiled "I've got improbably smooth hands that would look great wrapped around your cock" post, imo.
    you would need to be a (soon to be struck off) Forensic Pathologist for that to happen, m.

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you would need to be a (soon to be struck off) Forensic Pathologist for that to happen, m.

    Is that rigamortis or are you just pleased to see me?

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