Ganpati's Goonerz -- blah blah blah "Out of interest, which one do you hate more?

The white one with a beard and a chavvy accent who's covered head to toe in tattoos?

Or the black one who says "fam" and/or "blud" every 2-3 words, who thinks he knows what it's like to live in a ghetto when none of the street kids and ghetto dwellers I've known have ever had an NHS, housing benefit and the ability to fly round the world watching sport for a living with a get out of jail free passport?

Or the one in head-to-toes AFC tat?

Personally, I hate the fücking lot of them."