So Spurs lost, United lost, Chelsea drew, and we

[Sir C]

fúcked it. Properly fúcked it.

Irritating. Perhaps more than irritating, in fact.

El Neny and Guendouzi. It's hardly Vieira and Petit, is it? It's not exactly Fabregas and Nasri.

I is disappoint.

[PSRB]

fúcked it. Properly fúcked it.

Irritating. Perhaps more than irritating, in fact.

El Neny and Guendouzi. It's hardly Vieira and Petit, is it? It's not exactly Fabregas and Nasri.

I is disappoint.

Mustafi, as per previous comments, every time he makes an error, we get properly punished. He's clearly got some hoodoo on him and needs ****ing off immediately

[Rich]

Mustafi, as per previous comments, every time he makes an error, we get properly punished. He's clearly got some hoodoo on him and needs ****ing off immediately

Think we'll scrape in or just miss out? I think that we probably need 9 points from our remaining 12 to do it. Here be my predictions:

Wolves (a) - L
Leicester (a) - D
Brighton (h) - W
Burnley (a) - W

[Burney]

fúcked it. Properly fúcked it.

Irritating. Perhaps more than irritating, in fact.

El Neny and Guendouzi. It's hardly Vieira and Petit, is it? It's not exactly Fabregas and Nasri.

I is disappoint.

The much-heralded 'Race for Fourth' has devolved into a competition between three sides to see who is prepared to step up and be the least shít.

[Pat Vegas]

fúcked it. Properly fúcked it.

Irritating. Perhaps more than irritating, in fact.

El Neny and Guendouzi. It's hardly Vieira and Petit, is it? It's not exactly Fabregas and Nasri.

I is disappoint.

Nobody wants to secure that top 4 spot.
it's going to be a weekly occurrence for the next few weeks.

However another weekend gone and it's still in our hands so to speak

[Burney]

Nobody wants to secure that top 4 spot.
it's going to be a weekly occurrence for the next few weeks.

However another weekend gone and it's still in our hands so to speak

'In our hands' We shít our collective pants every time there's a realistic prospect of securing a fourth-place spot and seem to regard other teams' stadia in the same way Superman regards Kryptonite. Given which, you'll forgive me if I don't see us having it in our hands as an unalloyed positive.

[PSRB]

'In our hands' We shít our collective pants every time there's a realistic prospect of securing a fourth-place spot and seem to regard other teams' stadia in the same way Superman regards Kryptonite. Given which, you'll forgive me if I don't see us having it in our hands as an unalloyed positive.

That stupid Spanish **** seems to keep picking the worst side available to him

[Pat Vegas]

That stupid Spanish **** seems to keep picking the worst side available to him

I am glad, I think he's really testing to see what he has (if anything) out of certain players before he bind them this summer.

still think we'll finish in the top 4.

[Burney]

That stupid Spanish **** seems to keep picking the worst side available to him

Yes. Remarkable, isn't it? I shudder to think what we'll look like once he gets rid of all AW's legacy signings and we only have what he thinks are good players.

[Rich]

Yes. Remarkable, isn't it? I shudder to think what we'll look like once he gets rid of all AW's legacy signings and we only have what he thinks are good players.

Did you know that Carl Jenkinson earns £60,000 per week? Quite how this scenario has manifested itself, I am not sure.

Unfortunately, a lot of our weakest players are earning substantial salaries which will mean that we cannot shift them until their contracts are up.