I'm sorry I've forgotten who it was. I can only remember the two who suggested Harry's because their website had a fücking great picture of Harry Kane looking like a goldfish.

Typical lefty, I only remember the bad, not the good.

So whoever it was, thank you. They're so smooth and the way the head tilts back is tops. Once you've taken all the excess off with the trimmers you can get almost everything off with just one go with the razor.

Then rinse, whack your badger brush round the fizzog again and finish it off with a quick second go.

Not as good as one of the lads with a cut-throat in Delhi, obv*, but better than any self done shave I've had by far.

*Got a proper shave in Paris for the first time this winter/spring. Obviously, the Tamil lad was better than the chap from the Maghreb but that goes without saying when it comes to shaving. Only other place I found in Europe was a Pakistani in the India bit of Barca in the naughties. That was €2 then, c.2002-5. 'Twas €7 in Paris in 2019.

But again, thanks. Much appreciated and highly recommended.