I can as long as he keeps gas cylinders at his ranch. I can make those things go up like little Enola Gay's. Flatten the vulgar little yahoo boy's entire estate. It's the thousand quid I'm struggling with. Especially as it depends on a performance from England.
Can't you have a word with this Shiva fella - those old Indian deities must despise America surely? When Stan goes padding barefoot around his hacienda in his dressing gown ( and no syrup ) looking for a place to knock one out old Shiv can send a rattlesnake to bite his cock. Only possible flaw is Stan has a wánking shed (many blokes do) so our god will have to strike it with lightning. This deity can summon thunder and lightning I take it?