Hmm ..it is quite possible. Despite his posturing about football on here those of us who've been on AWIMB a while know that all he really cares about is Cricket.
We must assassinate him gan - a booby trap in the Wánking Shed. Just at the point of him dropping his barren, dilute seed on the shed floor b'boom! One of the gas cylinders explodes ( I am a plumber - I know what to do ).