Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Your pagan nonsense won’t help here. It wil only anger Yahweh (Tottenham’s God) and cause them to win the CL.
It's not my pagan fertility cult, B. I was saying I was worried that Shiva's Cosmic dance had decreed that them lot up the road would win. {He's fairly easy going on this shît, init? I mean, it is the age of Kali Yug - the age of quarrel and strife.}

I was saying that his noble, elephant-headed Son had sussed this in advance and quickly gone behind Daddy's back to give us 20 years of Arsène to help us lessen the pain. Thing is, he's the remover of obstacles. We need Him to put some obstacles in their way. Well, I s'pose He's already done Harry Kane. Perhaps He has more tricks up His many sleeves*. We can only pray.

*tbf, I've only ever seen Him topless. He is a God, though, so I doubt he lets niceties like that get in the way.