Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

No gan, you have allowed your fear to colour reason. Liverpool cannot possibly prevail against Barca so, even if Spurs beat Ajax, they also cannot possibly beat Barca in Madrid. Courage my friend!

I hope you're right. But can we be sure that Berni, in the privacy of his own home, hasn't made a pact with that Jewish lucifer thingie for us to win the Ashes in exchange for a Sperz CL? I mean, he has got form in these matters.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I hope you're right. But can we be sure that Berni, in the privacy of his own home, hasn't made a pact with that Jewish lucifer thingie for us to win the Ashes in exchange for a Sperz CL? I mean, he has got form in these matters.

Hmm ..it is quite possible. Despite his posturing about football on here those of us who've been on AWIMB a while know that all he really cares about is Cricket.

We must assassinate him gan - a booby trap in the Wánking Shed. Just at the point of him dropping his barren, dilute seed on the shed floor b'boom! One of the gas cylinders explodes ( I am a plumber - I know what to do ).

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Hmm ..it is quite possible. Despite his posturing about football on here those of us who've been on AWIMB a while know that all he really cares about is Cricket.

We must assassinate him gan - a booby trap in the Wánking Shed. Just at the point of him dropping his barren, dilute seed on the shed floor b'boom! One of the gas cylinders explodes ( I am a plumber - I know what to do ).

Perhaps, while obviously making the preparations, we should give him the benefit of the doubt for a while.

Wait to see if Sperz win the CL. If so, we should assume the worst, put a monkey on Eng to win the ashes and then spent the winnings on the wånking shed bomb.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Perhaps, while obviously making the preparations, we should give him the benefit of the doubt for a while.

Wait to see if Sperz win the CL. If so, we should assume the worst, put a monkey on Eng to win the ashes and then spent the winnings on the wånking shed bomb.

Now that is a plan! You're a lot smarter than me. I'd have blown the miserable old **** to pieces tomorrow.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Now that is a plan! You're a lot smarter than me. I'd have blown the miserable old **** to pieces tomorrow.

Thanks, Herbs.

If my boys could come up with the concept of the number zero while Berni's were sitting in a cave waiting for the Wops to come and teach them Roman Numerals, we should be able to calculate exactly how much we need to bet so we can blow him and his wånking shed to smithereens without it costing us a rupee.