I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on

[Burney]

Why? Your argument is unconvincing so far.

Because it was clearly made in a fit of pique. And forswearing a massive country of 300 million people because you were roughly handled by immigration officials is just a teensy bit silly.

And, of course, it's silly because you'd obviously break your vow if the necessity arose.