Cor, the plucky youths at Ajax gave Juve a proper mauling last night.

[Sir C]

Mathijs de Ligt sounds to me like the sort of chap who should have painted some of those terribly austere 17th Century landscapes you find in the quieter recesses of the National Gallery.

Or one featuring ice skating and peasants en fete?

[Burney]

Or one featuring ice skating and peasants en fete?

Oooh, yes. Big ugly peasants with lumpy, Dutch faces (no offence) and where all the women look like they would beat you in an arm-wrestle.

[Sir C]

Oooh, yes. Big ugly peasants with lumpy, Dutch faces (no offence) and where all the women look like they would beat you in an arm-wrestle.

Or as it's now known, 'the population of Rotterdam'.

[Burney]

Or as it's now known, 'the population of Rotterdam'.

In my experience, the population of Rotterdam is a bit browner than that.

They also steal your phone. ****s.